Welcome to my Writing Commissions page! Here I'll let you know how I roll with my commissions, what I'm cool with, and what I'm not cool with. To see examples of what I write, you can click the subheadings in the header above.
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First of all, what I won't write:
Smut
I am physically incapable of writing smut. It's hilarious watching me try, really. I hate using smutty words for whatever reason, so when I try, it gets worked around. I don't like writing bestiality. That is, sexual situations (innocent or otherwise) between a HUMAN and an ANIMAL, fantasy animal or not. However, I'm more accepting if it's a human and an anthro, for anthros are humanlike. I'm okay if it's animal x animal, furry x furry, or human x furry, but not human x animal. This includes Pokémon and Digimon.
What I'm not good at writing:
Action
Instances which are very fast-pasted, such as combat. I find it awkward calling my attacks, too. Fighting is awkward for me in general, but it is not something I'm against writing. Practice makes perfect, ne?
Multiple Characters
Get too many characters in one scene and I start having trouble keeping track of them all. Some get pushed on the sidelines. Sometimes I hop between points of view of characters and this can get confusing if there's a lot of them.
POVs and Tense
I write in third person, past tense. Sometimes I may try to venture into present tense, and I've tried first person. Sometimes there's also second person, where the person talking is the reader, i.e you. These are a little more difficult for me.
Original Characters
I know, I know, you're thinking “What? But almost all of your stories have original characters.” Most of the characters are mine. The ones that are not belong to friends whom I've known for a long time and I'm very familiar with their characters. Now, I don't have a problem, per se, writing OCs. It's more that I'm anal about getting my facts straight and I'll probe the owner with questions to ensure I'm keeping true to their character. If you're cool with being probed, then I'm cool with writing your OCs.
What I like to write:
Animals
I like writing stories with animals in them. Animals, I find, are very expressive in body language. Tails, ears, fur, whiskers, all can be used to express moods in ways that words cannot. This includes Pokémon , Digimon, and anthros.
Fluff
Fluff is snuggles and cuddles, cuteness and kissing. Basically, it's something that when you read it, it makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside. I like writing this.
Comedy
I used to write a lot of comedy fanfictions. It's been a while, and I may be out of practice, but I was good at it when I did it.
What I'm good at writing:
Details
When I was a roleplayer, we had word count minimums. Some people I wrote with could write thousands of words per posts. I started learning how to detail, to pump it up with details that would essentially paint the picture in the reader's mind. This is a skill that stayed with me. However, my details suffer when there's a mass of characters in one scene, because my attention drifts to cater to those characters.
Drama
If someone is being dramatic, like angst, romance, arguing, or something, I'm good with that. I pretty much excel in domestic situations.
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What I'll Do For You
I will write a multitude of subjects. I can do fanfiction, but it helps if I'm familiar with your fandom. If you want me to write a fanfiction, ask me about your fandom. I ship my own pairings in my favorite fandoms, but I am unbiased when writing and can write any pairing you would like. Age, gender, race doesn't bother me. If you want your male orc to snuggle with your male elf, I'll write it. If you think your request might be odd, clear it with me anyway. I'm pretty open to suggestions. I'll do animals, furries, cosmic beings, gods, whathaveyou.
What I Won't Do For You
First things first, I won't have an estimate of a word count. Depending on what you want me to write, I may have a lot of inspiration or very little. I can't name your price until after it's written. If you have a budget, you will need to let me know what your price range is before I start writing. As mentioned above, I won't write smutty situations. I also won't look into fandoms I'm not familiar with. This is only because it would take time to familiarize myself with them.
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Guidelines
Prices
I charge $1 every 100 words. I won't charge you until the story is finished and the final word count is calculated. If you have a budget, it is very important you tell me your price range. $10 is 1000 words. I wouldn't want to write a story that you cannot pay for, that wouldn't be fair to either of us.
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First of all, what I won't write:
Smut
I am physically incapable of writing smut. It's hilarious watching me try, really. I hate using smutty words for whatever reason, so when I try, it gets worked around. I don't like writing bestiality. That is, sexual situations (innocent or otherwise) between a HUMAN and an ANIMAL, fantasy animal or not. However, I'm more accepting if it's a human and an anthro, for anthros are humanlike. I'm okay if it's animal x animal, furry x furry, or human x furry, but not human x animal. This includes Pokémon and Digimon.
What I'm not good at writing:
Action
Instances which are very fast-pasted, such as combat. I find it awkward calling my attacks, too. Fighting is awkward for me in general, but it is not something I'm against writing. Practice makes perfect, ne?
Multiple Characters
Get too many characters in one scene and I start having trouble keeping track of them all. Some get pushed on the sidelines. Sometimes I hop between points of view of characters and this can get confusing if there's a lot of them.
POVs and Tense
I write in third person, past tense. Sometimes I may try to venture into present tense, and I've tried first person. Sometimes there's also second person, where the person talking is the reader, i.e you. These are a little more difficult for me.
Original Characters
I know, I know, you're thinking “What? But almost all of your stories have original characters.” Most of the characters are mine. The ones that are not belong to friends whom I've known for a long time and I'm very familiar with their characters. Now, I don't have a problem, per se, writing OCs. It's more that I'm anal about getting my facts straight and I'll probe the owner with questions to ensure I'm keeping true to their character. If you're cool with being probed, then I'm cool with writing your OCs.
What I like to write:
Animals
I like writing stories with animals in them. Animals, I find, are very expressive in body language. Tails, ears, fur, whiskers, all can be used to express moods in ways that words cannot. This includes Pokémon , Digimon, and anthros.
Fluff
Fluff is snuggles and cuddles, cuteness and kissing. Basically, it's something that when you read it, it makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside. I like writing this.
Comedy
I used to write a lot of comedy fanfictions. It's been a while, and I may be out of practice, but I was good at it when I did it.
What I'm good at writing:
Details
When I was a roleplayer, we had word count minimums. Some people I wrote with could write thousands of words per posts. I started learning how to detail, to pump it up with details that would essentially paint the picture in the reader's mind. This is a skill that stayed with me. However, my details suffer when there's a mass of characters in one scene, because my attention drifts to cater to those characters.
Drama
If someone is being dramatic, like angst, romance, arguing, or something, I'm good with that. I pretty much excel in domestic situations.
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What I'll Do For You
I will write a multitude of subjects. I can do fanfiction, but it helps if I'm familiar with your fandom. If you want me to write a fanfiction, ask me about your fandom. I ship my own pairings in my favorite fandoms, but I am unbiased when writing and can write any pairing you would like. Age, gender, race doesn't bother me. If you want your male orc to snuggle with your male elf, I'll write it. If you think your request might be odd, clear it with me anyway. I'm pretty open to suggestions. I'll do animals, furries, cosmic beings, gods, whathaveyou.
What I Won't Do For You
First things first, I won't have an estimate of a word count. Depending on what you want me to write, I may have a lot of inspiration or very little. I can't name your price until after it's written. If you have a budget, you will need to let me know what your price range is before I start writing. As mentioned above, I won't write smutty situations. I also won't look into fandoms I'm not familiar with. This is only because it would take time to familiarize myself with them.
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Guidelines
- If I don't want to write something you want me to write, I will refuse you and I have every right to do so. I can work with you and see if there's a compromise we can make. If not, you'll have to go on your way and find someone else to write your story.
- I don't necessarily show my WIPs. I take overhead screenshots of my Word Document to show progress. I will write a story outline beforehand and I will show that to you to get cleared. If I find I am unable to write your story after the outline has been green-lit, I will charge you for the outline only. The outline will then belong to you and you can take it to a different commissioner to write from if you choose.
- If your commission doesn't come out how you wanted it because you chose something I'm not good at, it's not my responsibility. I always try my best on my commissions, and I've clearly stated above my strong and weak points.
Prices
I charge $1 every 100 words. I won't charge you until the story is finished and the final word count is calculated. If you have a budget, it is very important you tell me your price range. $10 is 1000 words. I wouldn't want to write a story that you cannot pay for, that wouldn't be fair to either of us.